the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
me: *walks around campus* *sees 4 billion cute girls* the fuck? the fuck how is this legal
to all the people that reblogged this and tagged it with some variation of *sees only 2 cute boys*: there are no cute ones and also how the fuck are you even seeing boys when theres girls around. the fuck is wrong with you people
when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
AU where female characters aren’t treated like shit by their own writers and fandoms
"You’re not like other girls"
Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.
it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”
— punkshep: why i follow you: trans miranda
the only and best miranda to exist she is superior to all over versions of miranda
holds you against me