bizcasualrage:

i just want stevie nicks to hold me and tell me its ok and then sing to me till i fall asleep/die

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit


HES STILL THERE


THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

The first time he calls you holy,
you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.
The second time,
you moan gospel around his fingers
between your teeth.
He has always surprised
you into surprising yourself.
Because he’s an angel hiding his halo
behind his back and
nothing has ever felt so filthy
as plucking the wings from his shoulders—
undressing his softness
one feather at a time.
God, if you’re out there,
if you’re listening,
he fucks like a seraphim,
and there’s no part of scripture
that ever prepared you for his hands.
Hands that map a communion
in the cradle of your hips.
Hands that kiss hymns up your sides.
He confesses how long he’s looked
for a place to worship and,
oh,
you put him on his knees.
When he sinks to the floor and moans
like he can’t help himself,
you wonder if the other angels
fell so sweet.
He says his prayers between your thighs
and you dig your heels into the base of his spine
until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue.
You will ruin him and he will thank you;
he will say please.
No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,
but you fit over his hips like they
were made for you.
You fit, you fit, you fit.
On top of him, you are an ancient god
that only he remembers and he
offers up his skin.
And you take it.
Who knew sacrifice was so profane?
And once you’ve taught him how to hold
your throat in one hand
and your heart in the other,
you will have forgotten every other word,
except his name.
- PROFANE, by Ashe Vernon

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

frozeninshame:


memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

adorlng-fan:

seeing someone cute post selfiesimage

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

warakdawali:

the racist but loveable white person trope needs to stop

bevsi:

cute how fans of lesbian ships will be called “delusional” for interpreting something as romantic even though the exact same event would be almost universally considered romantic for a str8 ship

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

agnella:

You know how people always say that we (Americans) learn about the Holocaust in public school because it was a white people killing white people genocide? And then they use that to point to the fact that our education system/curriculum is painfully inadequate at showing non-western European history. And while that is obviously true (that our education system focuses on Western European history to the exclusion of the rest of the world), we REALLY don’t learn about the Holocaust.

All we learn is that it happened and that people were murdered starved to death or contracted typhus and died (looking at you John Green). We really don’t learn about the details of the what, why, and how the Holocaust happened. We don’t learn about the other groups of victims. Except as a footnote where they’re referred to by a slur.

We don’t learn about the resistance movements: the partisan movements, the ghetto uprisings, the uprisings in the actual concentration camps. We don’t learn about the rise of the Nazi Party (other than that the economic destruction and devastation of Germany following WWI somehow made for fertile ground for the Nazi party; as if hundreds of years of institutionalized antisemitism had NOTHING to do with it). We don’t learn about the Damascus affair or the Dreyfus affair. We don’t learn about the pogroms. 

We don’t learn about how the Holocaust reached all the way into North Africa and the Middle East. We don’t learn the connection between the Holocaust and Farhud. Because they’re somehow not connected? Even though the German embassy in Iraq published and promoted antisemitic materials translated into Arabic. Materials like, you know, Mein Kampf. Even though Hitler publicly voiced his support of Iraqi nationalists. Even though the Farhud occurred in June of 1941 and the Holocaust occurred from the institution of the Nuremberg Law in 1935 to the liberation of the camps in 1945. 

We NEVER learn about the aftermath of the Holocaust. We never learn about the camps for displaced persons. Because they couldn’t “go back to Poland.” All their property and homes had been taken by their gentile neighbors. We never learn about European and North American countries turning away Holocaust survivors by the boat load. We never learn about how the British limited Jewish immigration into Palestine and would send any “illegally” smuggled Jewish survivors whom they caught into a new DP camp on Cyprus (because both Palestine and Cyprus were under British control at the time).

We never learn about the 4.500 Jewish survivors on the ship “Exodus” who were fired upon by British troops when the were closely outside of Palestine; killing and wounding Jewish Holocaust survivors. The British threatened to sink that ship. And they returned all those Holocaust survivors back to Europe, where they were forcibly carried off the boat by British troops.

So we learn that the Holocaust happened, but we don’t really learn about the Holocaust.

✿THEME