some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
… because sometimes we need to see the difference !
[post specifically about lesbians in media]
"okay but…. what about this….. check it out……… gay cis men."
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
Nintendo Soap cartridges
I WAS PANICKING THE WHOLE TIME BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS SOAP WHAT
I WANT TO RUB MEGA MAN ALL OVER MY NAKED BODY I’M GOING TO CRY
my body fat
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
you’re important to me you piece of shit
Y E S.