sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

king-emare:

deebott:

thevictoriaa:

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

OHMYGOD LOL 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmaooo

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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

helpihavesexlexia:

"fuckboy"

image

noooooooope:

.rar means i love you in file compression

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

sonicpinballparty:

shit the chosen one says

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

  • outsider: *making my way downtown, walking fast*
  • anton sokolov: hi
  • outsider: *walking faster*
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