roughkiss:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.

(Source: c0cainkeys, via twista-lolita)

adapadapa:

reminder that my old high school’s basketball team is called the Sonics and the mascot is literally like a sonic oc

what a life i’ve lived

(via twista-lolita)

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

(via ttotheaffy)

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

(via ladgerdas)

there’s no u in i but if we work together i could be in u

(Source: cayde, via twista-lolita)

rustybuckett:

“during battle, she may also give herself some health tips.”

(via twista-lolita)

ghost-anus:

yourswiftles:

so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life

and I find these

i doNT UNDERSTAND

I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE

HELP ME

paranormal blacktivity

(via twista-lolita)

mollysweasleys:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

or ernest hemingway

(via twista-lolita)

biowareaccordingtomom:

Mom: killed a thresher maw
Mom: every1 loves my kroger
Reg: Good job! The thresher maw is hard to kill. You’re only required to survive it.
Mom: shooting it is better
Mom: should have made u do this tho
Reg: What.
Mom: instead of homecoming
Mom: prom
Mom: fight and kill thresher maw
Mom: good puberty ritual

Mother why do you want me to fight a thresher maw why would you ask that of me.

taliwhorah:

fuck

(Source: thesomertonman, via mirandaputsherbestbuttforward)

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

(via asteroiddresden)

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

(via beelzebitches)

synaptic-firearms:

synaptic-firearms:

What if you had a book like Deathnote only it was a sketchbook and you had to draw the people that you wanted to die.

“Hey, you’re a really good artist!”

“Thanks.”

“Can you draw me?”

(via twista-lolita)

nunfollowed:

Finally, an appropriately sized door for my dick.

(Source: chicquelo, via twista-lolita)