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Resident Evil series: THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY REPEAT THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY REPEAT THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY REPEAT THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY REPEAT THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY REPEAT
baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*

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12 hours ago with 176 notes
via: thelightningstrikez source: fwips
#FUCK

yesthisiskat:

Corvo’s idea of mercy and justice

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor)

2 days ago with 202,483 notes
via: ichidou source: omg-humor
#FUCK

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

dioisagenuinelygoodguy:

I’m glad liking bad anime is punishable with jail time now

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

roachpatrol:

speedlimit15:

fashion trends are just clothes memes

FUCK

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

image

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

sagittariusthoughts:

uhm:

a great bag

I need this bag

6 days ago with 11,510 notes
via: gaytiburones source: uhm
#fuck #me