if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
fashion trends are just clothes memes
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
a great bag
I need this bag
I WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WHEN I WATCHED THE REPLAY I HAD TO.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You stared death in the face and didn’t even notice.
That is stone cold.
GUESS WHAT’S COMING TO STEAM THIS AUGUST
instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:
- word nerd
- syntax whiplash
- fuckin geek
- speech preacher
- punctuate infatuate-er
- ~Lord English~
- grAMMAR SLAMMER
When all ur friends are in the same room
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet