Anonymous: Guessing you don't like white people

yungmethuselah:

I’m sorry you got that impression!

There are plenty of individual white people I like just fine. Really, I’ve got a lot of friends who are white and I’ve even dated a white person before.

I mean, overall, I do wonder some about their values (at least stereotypically—and stereotypes exist for a reason, don’t they?), their deeply ingrained culture of violence, tendencies towards thievery, dishonesty, laziness, et cetera.

That they struggle and so often fail to be self-sufficient in all areas from basic labor to popular culture is something of note, I think.

However, I know white people absolutely have it in them to improve themselves, should they set their minds to it!

My white friends agree with me on all of this, by the way.

They’re not like the kind of white people you see posting the n-word on Facebook, even though a few of them did grow up in bad parts of the Midwest, witnessing their peers succumb to square-dancing and having sexual intercourse with corn.

It’s really too bad the greatest white thinkers and leaders have passed on—just imagine what Walter Cronkite would have to say about how today’s white media is covering their people’s murderer epidemic. It’s sad, like.

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

illseeyou-rosetyler:

just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing

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the-real-seebs:

"Monkey see, monkey do" factoid actually just statistical error. Curious Georg, who lives in children’s books and imitates over 10,000 actions each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

arconos:

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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despairkomaeda:

despairkomaeda:

Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate

d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you

questionaldeath:

mishapies:

What the fuck is going on in the sonic fandom

Jesus

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

roachpatrol:

vacantvisionary:

"average american supports military intervention in the middle east" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american has 0 interest in military intervention. President Georg, who lives in texas & really wanted to fulfil his father’s legacy, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SCREAMSS

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