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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

29 minutes ago with 227,666 notes
via: alemongrenade source: chidoree
#FUCK #TBH

roachpatrol:

speedlimit15:

fashion trends are just clothes memes

FUCK

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

image

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

sagittariusthoughts:

uhm:

a great bag

I need this bag

3 days ago with 10,403 notes
via: gaytiburones source: uhm
#fuck #me

skarvo:

jacktherbert:

micthemicrophone:

I WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WHEN I WATCHED THE REPLAY I HAD TO.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You stared death in the face and didn’t even notice.

That is stone cold.

barneyfuckingcalhoun:

GUESS WHAT’S COMING TO STEAM THIS AUGUST

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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(Source: adamapplesauce)

tastefullyoffensive:

[karmaqueen]

jarylgaren:

smug-human:

hinatacommashouyou:

LOUd ScReaMING

OH.

Oh wow

flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet