Chimére by Mathilde Defrance Blanchot
we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
I’m going to read a Spongebob fic
I am not the same person I used to be
Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea