• 5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

well, the wasteland isn’t really clean and cass knows this, so she’s gotta work with what she’s got. which isn’t much. she doesn’t mind being not clean, nor does she mind anyone else not being so, because, you know. but she does try her best to not smell like a bag of assholes during a business transaction. because that’s rude and disgusting.
if there is an opportunity for her to get clean, then she’ll do it. she probably spends a lot of time in the bath just lying around because i think she likes the feeling of just floating there.

• 13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

cass is bisexual (she might also be classified as pansexual, depending on how you look at it i guess). though she doesn’t give much a damn about labels. she probably doesn’t really know about them because she doesn’t pay attention. unless you told her you specifically liked men (if you were male or otherwise), then she’d be respectful and back off. but a fuck’s a fuck, really. doesn’t care who it is. and i’m sure she wouldn’t mind trans* people either. she would just need to be corrected because she would accidentally misgender at first. but really, in terms of orientation labels, she couldn’t care less.

• 14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

it’s probably no surprise that cass is most likely killing her liver with her alcohol consumption. but, as far as disabilities go, she’s healthy otherwise.

• 18: Favorite beverage?

whiskey. is that much a surprise, coming from a woman whose name is “whiskey rose?” but if there’s no whiskey, she’ll settle for vodka or scotch. and maybe whine and beer, if there’s absolutely nothing left

• 21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

displays of power and dominance are a huge turn-on. like if you can pin her down or have guns that look like they can strangle a yao-gaui, you bet she’s gonna be hitting that. she also likes aggression in bed. the rough stuff. also things like biting and scratching are up on her list. confidence is also a big turn-on.

she hates weakness and lack of confidence. if you’re hesitant or all “wehnyeh” she’ll probably get impatient. she also doesn’t know what to do with gentle. not a lot of people, so when there is the occasional person who is, she’s like “what.” it’s not that she doesn’t like it per se. it’s just that she doesn’t know what to do. she also doesn’t like being called “bitch” or “whore” in bed and if you say that she will get up and walk right the fuck out of that room. it might just be a random fuck but you damn well better treat her with some goddamn respect. also, any force that she doesn’t want she’ll back out. she’s not afraid to slam a whiskey bottle on your head to get away from you.

yes these are all good B)

especially the lesbians and the more lesbians

the hot ladies are good too

the power to inject lesbians

yes these are all good and lesbians make everything better

i just imagined myself leaning in really close to someone being a shit and just whispering in the most deathly tone i can muster

can u not

i was looking on a blog and i saw the picture and i was all “damn, hot a  what” and she became my icon ;D

and ha, funny you should say that! i’ve actually drawn her like that before. it’s been a while, but here’s the picture:

shitty .jpg quality because i got it off facebook because idfk where i put it on this computer.

i should redraw it again sometime.

BABY UGH

• Who I pair them with: jack, femshep, samara, thane sorta (because srsly why the fuck not), anyone else that i might be like “hell yeah i ship it.”

• Who I hate them with: i’m stupidly predujiced against sheploo and i hate seeing his face with miranda and it makes me want to punch walls. mshep in general, sure idgaf. see miranda/kaiden also puts me off but i’m not really interested in kaiden either so idc about it really. it doesn’t interest me so no point in being all “BAWW” about it.
• Why I like/hate them: why wouldn’t you like miranda i like her because i can personally relate to her in terms of conflicting self-worth and she’s just a really fascinating character? i really don’t know how i get to love characters so much like i wake up and it just happens and then i don’t know what to do with myself so.
• Favourite physical feature: can i say everything? i mean her face was based on her really attractive voice actress so???? i also really like her eyes and in the citadel dlc you get to see her stomach and stomachs are REALLY ATTRACTIVE ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE’S THAT LINE-THING THERE UM YEAH. tl;dr miranda is a+ 10/10 would date/flirt with/smooch/bang/a combination of those.
• Least favourite quality in the character: she is (originally) an apologist for a corporation whose ethics are highly questionable. then again, it’s understandable since cerberus helped her hide from her father and from there she flourished into the person she is and she personally has a lot to owe to them? especially since cerberus helped keep her sister safe and she cares SO MUCH about her sister. even then she’s like “lol fuck off” to the illusive man by the end of me2 and she becomes opposed to them and an ex-cerberus operative. i’m not calling her “cold” or some shit because she really isn’t and seeing that really fucks me off.
• 3 Headcanons: she’s queer (but rly who isn’t with me). despire being awful at it in the dlc, miranda’s actually pretty good at dancing (thank u anne). and she really enjoys being around/talking to samara. samara’s really the only person who speaks miranda as someone in a positive light and not just “she’s a bitch” and i imagine miranda would just enjoy listening to her talk and tell her tales of having lived for nearly 1000 years and her experiences of being a justicar and idk it’d just be really interesting if they ever got to interact.
• My OTP for said character: miranda/jack sorry not sorry because they could have so much POTENTIAL and if they realized that they actually weren’t so different then something might have happened? it doesn’t have to even be romantic it could become something like “you can’t do anything right can you” and it would be some playful shoving and laughing and just I REALLY LIKE THIS PAIRING OKAY AND I GET SO ANGRY BY THE LACK OF STUFF IT GETS.

lesbians will rule the galaxy 

actually they already did (see: mass effect and everyone is queer)

it’s not a surprise that i’m extremely deprecating. but i get angry when other people do it. i know it’s selfish and stupid, but when i see others being the same way, it reminds me of myself, and i don’t want people to have as bad self-worth issues as i do.

i…

omg.

thank you so much like you have no idea how much i appreciate it. i was ragging on myself about how much i hated my art and everything and then i fell asleep, woke up, and saw this in my inbox. i don’t think i could’ve had a stupider smile on my face, but i was so happy when i saw this. thank you so much.

usually my self-loathing bars me from doing a lot of what i want to do. i usually tell myself “wow this idea is super cool and i want to draw it!” but then i’m like “no, if i’ll do it then it’ll look like shit” or something of that variation and i just don’t do it. unfortunately, i do this much more often than i’d like to admit. the ironic thing is that i hate doing this so much and i hate that i keep blocking myself from reaching my potential, i end up hating myself more. i usually build up some sort of confidence level before i tear it down, and then i try again. it’s pretty stupid, but i find it hard to appreciate myself and my talents despite everyone else telling me otherwise. but i actually really appreciate any comments i get and really i’m so grateful for them. so really, thank you so much.

i actually draw a lot more often than people might think! i scribble a lot during school, but i only post what i find semi-tolerable. which isn’t very often. and thank you so much for the compliments about my cass uwu i actually have 3783628267356289246 headcanons about her that i never work on. really i’ve dedicated so much time towards her and i’ve focused A LOT on her as a character and overall i’m really happy with how i present her. she’s fun to draw and write. mass effect’s been taking up a lot of my time but i recently drew cass during art and i dedicate it to you because you made me smile so much today and i really appreciate it.

unfortunately, she does not look very cute in this picture, but i hope it’s enough.

☆: my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”)

5 favorite characters:

jill valentine, claire redfield, chris redfield, barry burton, albert wesker

3 OTPs:

jill/wesker, claire/leon, chris/jill (STR8 PEOPLE?????????)

Funniest character:

barry is a precious baby with his cheesy lines in RE1 uwu

Prettiest character:

OH GOD probably jill and claire i mean a+ hotties srsly

Most badass character:

ALL OF THEM REALLY

Character I’d like as my BFF:

chris, jill, claire uwu

Character that’s ruined my life:

idk i don’t think they affected me that much?

that’s like asking me to breathe more air ;D

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

idk he’s okay i guess. i mean his face is a+ but eh

aww, lemme start by saying thanks anon. you’re very nice and brave for talking to me about this.

the thing about transgender people is that they identify as the gender they associate themselves with. while, biologically, it’s male, female, or both (intersex individuals are often swept under the rug), gender is this huge spectrum that isn’t black and white as often thought from before, since it never was. and while i understand what you are trying to say (like if a doctor asks you your sex, it *is* biologically those because there are legitimate health problems that affect each), it is rude to call a trans*man a woman, and vice versa, because the trans*man is a man, and the trans*woman is a woman. of course, there are many people who don’t identify as either (which i can’t remember the specific name) or who identify as both, and you need to respect that decision. if a trans*individual wants to be called “he” or “she” despite things that may be “contradictory” (because what you wear/how you act/your junk =/= personal gender identification), please call them by their preferred pronouns. also, please, for the love of humanity, do NOT call a trans*/non-binary person “it,” unless that is their choice of pronouns (which i never found to be yet). i find trying to call an individual “it” just seems degrading and reduces said person’s identity comparable to an object. but if they want to be called such, please respect that and use what they want.

again, while i know you mean well, and i do understand where you’re getting at, trans* and non-binary individuals often don’t like to bring up the identity they were born with because it doesn’t match who they really are. i can’t personally speak for trans* individuals (because i’m not trans*, though i don’t necessarily call myself cis either because gender is one big “what” for me), i think the best thing you can do for them is call them by whatever pronouns they wish you to address them as and be respectful of issues that may be sensitive to them, like the circumstance you spoke of.

i hope this helps or answers your question! again, thanks very much for being such a brave and polite person. thank you for asking me this, anon.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

yiss

• Who’s more dominant:

well, both of them are dominant in their own right. miranda’s very direct with what she wants, and shepard more or less uses her *~dashing good looks~* along with her “commander” stance to get what she wants. i’m sure they both enjoy fighting each other for it.

• Who’s the cuddler:

probably femshep, because miranda sure as hell won’t do it first. well, maybe she would. and then threaten shepard with death if she told anyone.

• Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:

whoever won the dominance battle is the big spoon.

• What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

i’m sure femshep and miranda just enjoy talking. i think it’s where she see miranda’s character shine out the most. not during a romance, but just when she casually talks to shepard.

• A head canon:

miranda is unused to the feeling of being in love with someone. it’s evident in canon when she’s sort of stumbling over herself when she talks to maleshep about the possibility of love. for some reason, i just feel like the reaction would be a little stronger for femshep. i think her attraction to women would just…startle her more.

• Their relationship summed up in a gif:

stewie and the cat are miranda btw