lesbians and miranda lawson: the blog
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kasvmigoto wondered,
"kasumi + pets"

kasumi actually really likes pets ok in a little thing i have going on with kasmun kasumi actually gets a puppy because she doesn’t like being alone without miranda around so puppy. like miri comes home one day and she feels little nudges at the back of her legs and then suddenly fat puppy paws plopping across the floor and kas is kinda like “surprise i got a dog haha.”

she honestly prefers it to children bc she can’t see herself as a parent but by god she will have like 52 dogs because who doesn’t love dogs lbfr. at the kennel/shelter kas totally just lies down and let all the puppies lick her face and crawl all over her and she died bc she’s actually five years old mentally.

so kas actually loves pets but specifically dogs and she accidentally adopts one that’s the size of a small horse and she loves it to death and she and miri live as pet owners to a giant bear-dog goodbye

likeinkinmyskin wondered,
"Miranda lawson + cooking"

jfc miri can’t cook worth shit ok like she’s good at literally everything else but she can’t follow a recipe worth a damn. she picks things that are too complicated for someone who’s never cooked before and then tries too hard. almost always something ends up burnt, on fire, or both. it’s usually both.

bc miri and her dad were rich as fuck they hired a lot of people to do their everything basically and so neither of them really learned how to cook right bc they never really felt the need? so when miri left it’s like “haha fuck” bc she doesn’t know shit. she still doesn’t tbh but she tries dammit you know she does. ash gives her pity points and a sticker that says “you tried.”

but when she doesn’t totally fuck up she’s so happy and takes pictures and sends them to ori (who can cook lbr) and she’s like “congrats do u want a medal” and miri texts back that she hates her and hopes her bread burns in the toaster

Anonymous wondered,
"Everyone's tagging scopophobia I feel like I've missed an important post??? But I don't know, I've never heard anyone bring it up that it makes them uncomfortable??"

i’ve never actually heard of it, anon. i just looked it up and idek i haven’t heard of anyone talking about or tagging it, so???? i’m sorry im just as lost as you are D:

Anonymous wondered,
"could you handle all our attention though?"

oh god probably not at the beginning bc I wouldn’t be used to all the kindness in such a concentrated form but it would be so nice to be surrounded by validation and positivity and assurance that you liked me ok uwu

Anonymous wondered,
"defenitely teal but can't decide if scarlet or red"

algoalvksf- GOD SO MANY NICE ANONS YOURE ALL SO SWEET i would date all of you too js

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thelightningstrikez wondered,
"yellow, lilac, green! (and well I already got your skype sooo)"

bb you’re so cute im gonna cry ok kisses your face

Anonymous wondered,
"brown...but red"

apfkakalkoaogkalfld where did I get such nice anons ok byE

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Anonymous wondered,
"teal ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"

goodbye

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Anonymous wondered,
"how about some sexuals"

im ok with sexuals it’s all cool

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Anonymous wondered,
"your current top 5 songs!! go! :D"

LORD I HAVE SO MANY THO
ok rn:

1. “my secret lover (spencer & hill remix)” by private

2. “sexercize” by kylie minogue

3. basically all of kasumi’s dlc music by sascha dikiciyan and cris velasco ok but “infiltration” and “death from above” are my favorites

4. “prince johnny” by st. vincent

5. “break you hard” by natalia kills PBBBBBBBT

likeinkinmyskin wondered,
"if you could only live in one place for the rest of your life, where would it be?"

god HMMMM

probably somewhere warm because i can’t stand the cold. as to where specifically, i have no idea. i haven’t travelled that much ;-; i’d love to travel a lot, but as much shit as i give the north, i like it here. but i think i’m ready to leave this place, at least my town

christineroyces wondered,
"If you could ONLY pick one person besides Shepard to ship Miri with, who would it be? [evil cackling]"

kasumi
bye

Anonymous wondered,
"YOU'RE REALLY COOL and like the other person said you have really great ships. also your art is the BOMB like wow"

CRIES
space queers with trans space princess that’s all it is oh god tHANK YOU

I RLY SHOULD UPDATE MY ART TAG MORE BUT WOW THANK YOU OMFG

Anonymous wondered,
"You are the cutest and have the best taste in ships teehee"

omg bye thank you askskikdf

and my ships are like miranda/every lady every ok esp ashley and kasumi they ruined my life

anneapocalypse wondered,
"Miranda, Cass, puppies, Liara, Samara"

even samara and liara omg im flattered aaaaaa

all of them kissing miri tho this is really important