intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

interstellarmage:

assigned… at birth? holy shit, that assignment must be so overdue, i hope this gender doesn’t effect my GPA

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

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80srockstars:

jamehetfields:

jamehetfields:

i texted one of my friends the entirety of bohemian rhapsody

i sent 96 texts

she won’t talk to me anymore

remember when

I love you

zevransbutt:

ubisoft: hey heres the new ac: unity trai-
me: oh my god who cares w HO  FUCKIGNG CARE S who giVES A SINGLE F U CK

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it
- a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

  • other people: no...what are u doing to that character...
  • me: i'm bISEXUALIZING THEM

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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logicaldive:

how to draw

  • what the fuck

kingcheddarxvii:

why birds birding so loud

*notices that sun is rising*

it seems the Big Star has risen to own me once again

dragondicks:

ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME CHARACTERS DRAWN FROM 3/4THS VIEW FACING LEEEFFFTTT [AUDIENCE ROARS]

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

sabrinagrimm:

*devil appears on your shoulder* hey man….why even bother with lineart….just clean up the sketch….no one has to know…..

✿THEME