studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”
sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.
i respect all ships
no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.
me: *walks around campus* *sees 4 billion cute girls* the fuck? the fuck how is this legal
to all the people that reblogged this and tagged it with some variation of *sees only 2 cute boys*: there are no cute ones and also how the fuck are you even seeing boys when theres girls around. the fuck is wrong with you people
"You’re not like other girls"
Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.
it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”