brimerica:

[sweats nervously] d-did somebody say…girls? [wipes forehead] wowie uh, well, I, uh…[fans self] whoa well yes I-I guess, uh..[tugs at shirt collar] I guess they’re, y’know…um[dumps a bucket of water on self] kinda pr-pretty, um..[crawls into a pool of cold water] pretty neat and um..[falls on face] really cute

it me
- me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

im never opening up to anyone ever again its a stupid idea

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

oomshi:

do me for the vine

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

troybakerofficial:

Dear video game companies,

Don’t make me fall for fictional characters I can’t have.

✿THEME