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small gay and ready to play

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crucifuckedd:

HAHAHAHAHAHJAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHHAHA

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by-great-design:

Chimére by Mathilde Defrance Blanchot

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

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itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

image

??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

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#joker #nsfw

mcr-for-the-masses:

mcr-for-the-masses:

I’m going to read a Spongebob fic

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I am not the same person I used to be

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Anonymous wondered,
"how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?"

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

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perks-of-being-chinese:

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

just one.

warumonzaemon:

Wow????

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pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea