tofunction reblogged your photo

it’s Jennifer Morrison, Zoomie WABAM

i wouldn’t mind that in my bed at all.

tofunction-deactivated20121001: ZOOMIE. why do you have to have a life? why can't you just hang out on tumblr all day like me? I'm 23. I hope you see this as a glimpse into your possible future.

I was out all day because celebrating my dad’s belated birthday (due to family scheduling) and taking pictures then watching movies, and will tomorrow be in a car for a lot of the day. I’d love to just sit around browsing Tumblr while playing Haunting Ground but family and other things and life. 

tofunction-deactivated20121001: "hey let's fuck"

tofunction:

zoomalark:

tofunction replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: lesfemmes fuckyeahthecivilwars …

i hope you know that I’m horrifically offended that i am not on this list.

i’m not doing a good enough job i’m sorry

you’re third on my list.

let’s see where you are at the end of the week. LET’S SEE, HUH! YEAH! ‘CAUSE YOU AIN’T GONNA BE ON MY LIST EITHER!!!

consider our relationship over.

NO DON’T LEAVE I PROMISE I’LL DO BETTER.

 

tofunction replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: lesfemmes fuckyeahthecivilwars …

i hope you know that I’m horrifically offended that i am not on this list.

i’m not doing a good enough job i’m sorry

tofunction replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: adesertsong heroinchiq …

*runs away crying*

oh nooooooo <:c

I love you all equally, I really do! :C

tofunction replied to your post: hey. hey! hey zoomie. whatcha thinkin about?

i like that I’m a psychic and new it would be about Civil Wars

like anyone else could not tell I like them just a little bit.

tofunction replied to your post: zoomie. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

NEVER!!!! NEVER DO THIS TO US AGAIN BECAUSE I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO ORLANDO AHGGHHHH

BUT-

BUT-

BUT I WAS WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE OF JOY WILLIAMS AND JOHN PAUL WHITE, GOT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS, AND THEY GOT STUFF I WROTE FOR THEM ASDGLKDFSKLGFLFADF-

tofunction replied to your post: from zoomalark productions, comes shit fallout fans say, the zoomie edition

i went through way too much shit to fuck Red Lucy.

oh my god me too. 

I am so glad I was not the only person to share these feels.

tofunction replied to your post: what’s your favorite armor to wear in Fallout?

its dem titties. dats y u liek it

okay that’s an added bonus but shh no one ever heard it. 

tofunction replied to your post: tofunction replied to your post: zoomie. quit…

I used to live in Orlando! WARNING: There is nothing to do.

didney worl, man.

motherfuckin’ didney worl.

tofunction replied to your post: zoomie. quit blogging while your jillin’ it to the civil wars.

you’re seeing them in a week? holy shit! AWESOME

I AM! 8D

I got tickets to see them for Christmas and I shall be heading off to Orlando to see them on February 2/3

ASDKGDG:LFHDGKLFHLF-

tofunction-deactivated20121001: where do you picture yourself in 10 yrs?

Hopefully applying for a job as either a veterinary technician or an actual veterinarian, in hopes that I actually push myself to my goal.

Or I’ll still be in veterinary school. Either way, it’s going towards my lifelong goal.

tofunction-deactivated20121001: which outfit you wear makes you feel the sexiest and most confident?

The outfit in which I can wear my black vest and pinstripe shirt. I feel so confident and love myself in that outfit so much since I adore that vest and pinstripe shirt. Patterned dress pants and these adorable heels that look amazing on me yet kill my feet, and I feel like I can walk up to anyone and say, “Hello there, darling.”

tofunction-deactivated20121001: what's your go-to (pic, fantasy, porn site) for tingles in your lady jiblets?

ASKFLSFDHLKLSF- This is the best question ever everyone go home okay.

WELL TO BE HONEST I’ve been on kink.com to mainly look at their previews because fuck that I’m not paying, and it’s kind of only really capable of turning me on and I’m like “well I guess this means I need to hit the shower now brb.” Main ones I look at are “Whipped Ass”, “Fucking Machines” and “Buttfucking Boys” (or something like that. BDSM = yes). I mean I’ve been kind of on Redtube because lol browsing the “gay” or “lesbian” tags on tumblr leads to various porn sites. And that was when I experienced man’s ability to take a (lubricated with condom) police baton up the asshole. As well as peeing in urinals in a more than likely unsanitary as fuck environment = very hot potential to man porn as in “YEP LET’S MAKE OUT AND TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES.”

Yep, good times.

✿THEME